An Embarrassingly Late Interview with JB Lynn

So this fall has been kind of interesting. As soon as I found out that JB Lynn's second book FURTHER CONFESSIONS OF A SLIGHTLY NEUROTIC HITWOMAN was coming out  I e-mailed her and said I wanted to do an interview with her in October to celebrate its release because I lurrrrved the first book so much. Let it be known that JB got the questions back to me uber-promptly. Because she is awesome that way. Way before October. In fact, in the beginning of September. In fact, a few days after I found out I was pregnant.

Yep. I'm preggers. Total shocker. Didn't think it could happen the easy way. Due next spring. It was a rough first trimester. I'm not quite ready to talk about it yet. What I am ready to talk about is JB Lynn's awesome books.

Without further ado, my interview with the fabulous JB Lynn (And a giveaway at the end!):

K: Thank you so much for doing the interview! 

JB: Thanks so much for having me, Karen.

(Ooh, see! Also really polite.) First, can you tell me a little about the series?

CONFESSIONS OF A SLIGHTLY NEUROTIC HITWOMAN is about the adventures, or more appropriately, the misadventures of Maggie Lee.

She is not your average hitwoman. For one thing, she’s never killed anyone. For another, after hitting her head in the car accident that killed her sister, her new best friend is a talking lizard—a picky eater, obsessed with Wheel of Fortune, that only Maggie can hear.

In order to help her injured and orphaned niece get the best medical care possible, she reluctantly accepts a mobster’s lucrative job offer: major cash to kill his monstrous son-in-law.

Paired with Patrick Mulligan, a charming murder mentor (who happens to moonlight as a police detective), Maggie stumbles down her new career path, contending with self-doubt, three meddling aunts, a semi-psychic friend predicting her doom, and a day job she hates. Oh, and let’s not forget about Paul Kowalski, the sexy beat cop who could throw her ass in jail if he finds out what she’s up to.

FURTHER CONFESSIONS OF A SLIGHTLY NEUROTIC HITWOMAN is the sequel, which is due out in October. Maggie, Godzilla and the rest of the gang are back for more shenanigans.

I'm going to admit, I was a teensy bit leery at first when I read that one of the characters is a talking lizard. But by the end, Godzilla (he goes by "God" for short) was absolutely my favorite character! What gave you the idea to write him?

God is one of my favorite characters too!  Since the stories are told in first person point of view, I wanted to give Maggie someone to talk things out with as she embarked on this crazy new life. He’s her confidante, her conscience, her friend, and the character who challenges her core beliefs. He can say the most outrageous things, which are all the more funny since he’s a lizard.

Is there anything you found surprising about writing a sequel? Either good or bad (or both).

The good: I already knew most of the characters and I got the chance to develop some of the secondary characters more.

The bad: Readers loved the first book so much I was TERRIFIED that I couldn’t make the second book as good a read.

The ugly truth: I’ve always envisioned this story as a three-part series. (Well, truth be told, I actually have ideas sketched out for nine books, but I could see wrapping up most of the issues raised in Book 1 by the end of Book 3.) So FURTHER is the middle part of the story and middles are ALWAYS the toughest part of a book for me to write.

What does your writing process look like? Any specific rituals or tics...y'know, anything neurotic? (Ha! Do you see what I did there?)

Clever, how you’ve managed to ask if I’m neurotic. The answer is a resounding, YES! ;-)   I’m constantly convinced that what I’m writing is complete and utter garbage and no one is ever going to read it, and yet, I don’t give up writing. Crazy, right?

I’m a plotter. I won’t start a book without knowing how it ends. Before I begin to write, I plot out all the big moments or turning points on these crazy graphs that would make no sense to anyone else. I usually write my first drafts by hand, in purple ink, in a spiral notebook. When I get really stuck I cover my dining room table with my story laid out on index cards.

Okay, random question time:
What's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten?

I distinctly remember eating a lot of clover when I was a kid.

If you had to give up one product you use on a daily basis, what would you choose?

Ooooh, that’s a really tough question. Can I say each day’s third pot of coffee?

Cupcake or Ice Cream?


Sherlock: Benedict Cumberbatch or Robert Downey Jr.?

Benedict. His accent is better.  Besides, I’m a huge fan of SHERLOCK’s producer Steven Moffat, for what he’s done with Doctor Who.

(See? How can you not love her?)

Besides being a writer, JB Lynn is a compulsive reader, a runner (of sorts), an enthusiastic cook (who doesn't get the appeal of the Food Network), and someone who has an irresistible urge to eavesdrop at all times.
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To (belatedly) celebrate Further Confessions' release, I will be giving away a copy of Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman to one lucky reader. All you need to do is leave a comment with your e-mail address and the most neurotic thing you've ever done. :)


  1. Okay, that sounds like one fabulous, unputdownable story. And hooray for slightly neurotic writers and their characters. Thanks, ladies, for a lovely interview!

  2. Oh my neuroticness knows no bounds...

    But the most embarrassing is that I name everything, my car, my laptop, my house, clothes, all of it. If it doesn't have a name how can I bond with it :)

    Excited about Further Confessions and a wonderful interview even if a teensy tardy

    I'm at Mandy.silber

  3. Oh, and most neurotic thing I've ever done? Not sure about that, but you know those crazed mornings when you are flying out the door getting kids to school etc. and you can't remember if you've unplugged your flat iron or turned on the range etc? I'm the queen of throwing the car in park and running back into the house to double check.

  4. Um most neurotic thing I've ever done.....

    Probably gotten a math degree. :-)

    Great Interview and the book sounds fantastic!

  5. Kristin -- Thank you! I double and triple-check to make sure I've turned off my coffeemaker, so I can sympathize. :-)

  6. Mandy -- LOL, one of my dear friends just spent MONTHS trying to figure out what to name her new car. The last was destroyed by a falling tree, so she really wasn't emotionally prepared to welcome a new one into her life. ;-)

  7. Kim -- Just the idea of pursuing a math degree makes me slightly neurotic! Do you use it? and what for?

  8. JB is awwwwwwesome... but you wouldn't interview anyone who wasn't, Karen. Thanks for this. JB's work looks fabulous. I'm intrigued. And I'm still laughing at the clover thing...

    And Karen, so sorry for the rough first tri... you have ALL MY SYMPATHIES!!!!

  9. Morgan -- Are you laughing at the clover thing because you did it too or because you think it's totally neurotic??