Umm, I have an Agent.
Yep. I signed with Victoria Marini at Gelfman Schneider Literary Agency! She's marvelous and lovely and sparkly and the long version of the story is so much fun!
And I would tell that story if I wasn't late delivering the Pea to preschool with a stack of peanut-free, egg-free, dairy-free, gluten-free Valentines. Then a doctor's appointment. Then the carpet guys are coming. Then the wood floor repair guys. Sigh.
In the meantime, here is a picture she drew for me of a kitten riding a unicorn. Because she is awesome. (It was a Twitter thing. You'll need to go follow me for it to make sense. Or just bask in its unicorny wonderousness.)