Conversation with the Pea

This is all going down as I buckled him into his car seat yesterday. Not sure why it amused me so much.

Me: (((click)))

Pea: Mommy (in hushed tones), you have purple hair.

Me: Yep.

Pea: How did it turn purple?

Me: I went to get a haircut, and she gave me purple hair.

Pea: It's purple.
Me: Yep.

Pea: Can I touch it?

Me: Yes.

Pea: <3 <3 <3

Me: Okay, I need it back now.

Pea: Mommy?

Me: Yes?

Pea: I want a haircut to get purple hair.

Me: Well...purple hair is only for mommies. (Okay, I realize this is not true 97% of the time.)

Pea: My hair is yellow.
Me: Yes. And I love your hair.

Pea: I love your hair.

Me: Thank you.

Pea: The purple part.