This is all going down as I buckled him into his car seat yesterday. Not sure why it amused me so much.
Pea: Mommy (in hushed tones), you have purple hair.
Pea: How did it turn purple?
Me: I went to get a haircut, and she gave me purple hair.
Pea: It's purple.
Pea: Can I touch it?
Pea: <3 <3 <3
Me: Okay, I need it back now.
Pea: I want a haircut to get purple hair.
Me: Well...purple hair is only for mommies. (Okay, I realize this is not true 97% of the time.)
Pea: My hair is yellow.
Me: Yes. And I love your hair.
Pea: I love your hair.
Me: Thank you.
Pea: The purple part.