Hubbykins tried to make me watch this with him out of nostalgia. But I made him promise if I could guess the plot just based on the song, he wouldn't make me watch it. I'll just give you a replay of the conversation:
Me: So basically, I'm guessing it's about a washed up race car driver who...
Me: Somehow inherits six children (one of whom is incidentally Diane Lane). And...a lady love.
H: Erin Gray (who is incidentally also the lady love on the other oft Hubbykins-inflicted show, Buck Rogers).
Me: Erin Gray (Also. Silver Spoons). And he gets overwhelmed by the responsibility and runs away, but then he realizes he really needs them and goes back to them.
Me: Did I get it right?
Me: Did I?
H: You forgot the part where the kids become his pit crew.
Basically, it's Talladega Nights meets The Boxcar Children.
Hmmm. You see what I did there? I summed up an entire movie plot in one sentence. Is it a perfect description? Heck to the no. Do you have a good idea what it's about? Yep. Does it kind of make you want to go out and watch one of the cheesiest movies of all time? I should think so. I kind of want to watch it now.
And that's called a logline, my friends.