You Know You're a Writer When...

You wake up panicky from a nightmare that...

a.) you're being chased by rodents.

b.) a tornado is headed straight for your house.

c.) your husband tells you he hates your book and calls the ending "contrived."

Ha!  Oh, and I should add that I told Hubbykins about the dream, and he got this horrified look on his face and said, "But I love your writing."

Also.  I want these.


  1. Hey Karen - What a scary dream! And, yes - that toally means your a writer. LOL LOved it. =D

  2. At least he didn't say cliche. That's like a death sentence. :0

  3. LOL. He knows the right answer, doesn't he?

  4. Ha! I've had that dream. Only mine didn't use the word "contrived."

  5. Oh, you're a writer, all right! In my dream, my hubby finished my book and said, "Uh, I don't get it." Stuff of nightmares.