You wake up panicky from a nightmare that...
a.) you're being chased by rodents.
b.) a tornado is headed straight for your house.
c.) your husband tells you he hates your book and calls the ending "contrived."
Ha! Oh, and I should add that I told Hubbykins about the dream, and he got this horrified look on his face and said, "But I love your writing."
Also. I want these.