Number of times I've had to explain to the Pea that "No, we do not eat cookies for breakfast": 7
Number of tiny little stickers plastered to his shirt that will eventually clog up the washer: 6
Number of children running around in naught but a pajama shirt and diaper: 1
Percentage of Mommy's getting-ready routine accomplished: 4%
Number of words written and/or revised: 0
Hrmmm. I sense a correlation.