Best of the Worst Part 2: Spiraling Celebrities

You know of whom I speak.  All those celebutantes that we watched as they circled the drain, shaking our collective heads in sadness and shock.  Well, maybe not so much shock as mild surprise at the timing.

And there are so many to choose from:

Tiger Woods.  This one's so fresh, it may end up on the next decade's list as well.

Kanye West.  I believe it was Katy Perry who described the VMA Taylor Swift debacle as like stomping on a kitten.  Or a fairy.  Does anyone else think she looks exactly as they envisioned a fairy looking?

Whitney Houston.  Crack is whack, Whitney.  It is.

Joaquin Phoenix.  I'm actually a little sad about this one and don't really want to talk about it. (And, apparently, neither does he.)

Britney Spears.  Oh, Britney.  But she gets points returned for pulling it together in the last year or so.  And her little sister's laid so low since having a baby that I'm not even officially going to put Jamie Lynn on my list.

Lindsay Lohan (okay, pretty much anyone with the last name of Lohan).  And could I just add, if I ever have a TMZ page devoted to just me, it's time to circle the wagons, people.

Oh, oh, I almost forgot Christian Bale.

But I'm going to have to reserve the number one spot for...

Mel Gibson

Because let's face it, how many other celebs can you think of who went from winning Oscars to drunken hate mongering in a span of ten short years?

Anyone...anyone?  Didn't think so.

I know I missed so very many.  What are your favorite By the Heiny of Thor, Can This Celebrity Tailspin Any Faster moments?


  1. Hee hee...Mel is a good pick! PS Thanks for reading my branding article on Lisa and Laura's blog!

  2. Thanks so much, Daisy! Your website's incredible.

  3. I think Tiger has to be hands down winner right now. Or maybe it's loser

  4. Oh, and I don't think we've even begun to see the full results of Tiger's philandering. Blech.